Bahahaha!

Seriously though, first graders, what a riot!

Every. Single. Day. Without. Fail. When coming in from recess, there are a minimum of 2 tattles. Usually more... either way, here is a rundown from today:

Kid in high-pitched super whiney voice: "He put my coat in POOOOOOP!"
Me in a calm non-yelling voice: "He what? I'm sorry that happened. Are you sure he did it on purpose?"
Again with the super whiney: "Yeeeesssss! He put it in POOOOP!"

By the time we get inside, the story has been told by at least 4 different children and the adult who was on duty. And then...the real comedy gold begins.

I call the darlings over who are involved and talk calmly.
"I've had several reports from students you put her coat in poop. I'd like to give you a chance to explain. What happened?"
"Well, I saw her coat in the trashcan and I took it out. And then"
"NU-UH! He put my coat in poop and then he put it on his wiener"
(looking appalled...) "I DID NOT DO THAT! I DID NOT PUT YOUR COAT ON MY WIENER. I did put it on poop. I'm sorry."

During this exchange, it was quite difficult to maintain my professional demeanor. I had to cover my face to keep from busting a gut. Ah, the life of a first grade teacher. I wish you could have seen the dramatic facial expressions and heard the exceedingly emphatic twang about "pooooop".


And now, Ways to know your teacher loves you:
If you buy her a medium shirt from Abercrombie & Fitch for Christmas and she is wracking her brain trying to figure out how to wear it and not look like a giganto pink puffle. She probably thinks you're great, especially if she's lucky to fit an extra large from Abercrombie & Fitch. Does A&F actually even make XLs? I think they might be "size-ists".

Enjoy your day. I hope you got a little laugh.
~Get your fashion on~
Jana Faith

Drama Queen

Dramatic, Emphatic, Completely erratic
This is me to a "t"
Unique from the moment created
Thankful
Grateful
Tryin' not to be hateful
Can you capture it with your camera?
Psh. I'm too fast.
The moment has passed
Arms like a marionette
Legs like a spider
Bending
Theatrical expression
Each day is a show
No two in a row
Bless the Savior
for my crazy behavior
Saved me from my silly
But lets me be me <3

Jesus > Religion

Beautiful. Brings tears to my eyes because of its truth... Thank you, Jesus.



How can you say you love a God so real
And then hurt people with things you feel?
With hard words you're willing to condemn
And leave them helpless & drowning in their sin
Jesus called us to love them & show them His mercy
To reach out and touch them until His truth they see
Be fervent in prayer and patience
Wait His will out until things make sense
Jana~ 5/29/2004

Every day may be your runway... but what are you showing? Love Jesus. Love others.

~Get your fashion on~
~Jana Faith

*Drumroll please*

It's finally HERE! I filmed a blog with my new Christmas camera. It's a thrift store haul and I hope you guys enjoy it!




As always...
<3 get your fashion on <3
~Jana Faith

Coming soon....

Okay. That shiny new camera has been waiting to video something good. I found my inspiration in my most recent thrifting excursion. Stay tuned, people.

http://www.youtube.com/user/bananachica01

As always,
Get your fashion on
<3 Jana Faith <3